Posts tagged funny

Feb 20

When the teacher says no one is sweating enough

When the teacher asks why you didn’t take class over break

Aug 28

When people try to show off after class

Aug 3

Teacher quote about arabesque arms demonstrated by my lovely assistant.

"Margot Fonteyn dead!" 


"Wendy Whalen alive!" 


Jul 31

When someone gets in your way when you’re about to dance

Teacher quote: 

"Is Pillsbury dough boy making an appearance with those biscuits?" 

Jun 21

Right after you put on your costume and you have to pee

Mar 26

When someone tells you the casting is up

When people try to impress you with their knowledge of ballet

When the artistic director doesn’t want your resume

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